By Carten Cordell
There’s little doubt that anyone who has eyes and an internet connection is aware that Hollywood starlets Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst and others have had their iClouds accounts hacked and their personal photos leaked over the holiday.
As the FBI continues to investigate this heinous crime, and with more celebrities possibly at risk for future attacks, we speculated on five celebrities whose photos are guaranteed not to be leaked on the Internet.
Vladimir Putin: Is it really a nude celebrity photo leak if you do it yourself?
Ted Cruz: First he shuts down the government, then the Internet?
The Most Interesting Man in The World: Cameras cannot capture his essence.
Tobias Funke: Nevernudes don’t get caught in these kinds of traps.
George R.R. Martin: Because no one wants to give him any reason to delay writing the next Game of Thrones book.
