The internal monologue on any given night when one has a little too much.
• Now is a great time to email my boss as to why I should be his boss.
• I totally won’t fall asleep on the Metro and end up at Largo Town Center.
• Green beer is 100 percent healthy for you. It’s like a liquid salad.
• If the Irish party like this on St. Patrick’s Day, I should go to Ireland on July 4.
• People love me. I think I should perform a rousing number on the bar for my fans.
• If Jean-Claude Van Damme can ride two semis at 53, surely I can in my 20s.
• These other women in the bathroom could be my new BFFs. We should talk.
