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Gastrological Signs

Despite the heavy criticisms by the more recognized Gastronomists, Gastrology is a legitimate source for weighing in on food options for any month of the year.

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Goats will always win eating competitions
Competitive Capricorn strives to be top dog
A Punching Aries
Aggressive Aries leads the flock.

 

 

Taurus
Stubborn Taurus attempts shucking an oyster.

 

Gemini
Mercurial Gemini embraces dual cravings.

 

 

 

Cancer Suicide
Cozy Cancer gets comfortable in a bowl of bisque
Lion's feast
Luxurious Leo Indulges in a kingly feast

 

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Virgo Hen
Motherly Virgo tends to her chicks

 

 

Scales of Dessert
Balanced Libra works for a practical diet

 

 

Scorpions in Berets
Sexy Scorpio seduces his date

 

Half-Horse, Half-Hunter S. Thompson
Wandering Sagittarius pursues adventure

 

Goats will always win eating competitions
Competitive Capricorn strives to be top dog
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The Farmer has a first name, its A-q-u-a-r-i-u-s, there is no second name
Socially conscious Aquarius seeks natural sustainability

 

If fish could think, Pisces would be the Rodan of fish
Pensive Pisces contemplates her course

 

 

 

 

 

 

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-Illustrations by Eliana Reyes

 

(January 2014)

 

 

 

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