Trending: Loudoun County Public School official is the hottest new meme
Move over, Grumpy Cat and The Most Interesting Man in the World. Wayde Byard is about to make a forecast.
Hungry For Linkage: Goodbye Hamburger Hamlet + Virginia Bars Can Announce Happy Hour + Sriracha Back on the Market
Quick: Eat like that guy you know, a Velveeta shortage is looming.