Rumor: McDonald’s will add kale to the menu. [Grub Street]
The DMV Food Truck Association is now accepting donations: $25 will get you a t-shirt, newsletter and discounts. [DMV FTA]
Founding Farmers Tysons serves 1,200 people a day. [Eater]
Matchbox and Sugar Factory heading to Pentagon City, plus two more Virginia locations for Matchbox. [ARLnow, Eater]
The kids meals at Burger King will no longer include soda. [USA Today]
The humorists at “Wait, Wait … Don’t Tell Me!” hate the cheesy pizza-flavored salad dressing, a.k.a funagrette, from Chef Kidd’s, a Northern Virginia-based company. (Disclosure: Our office was sent a box, too.) [NPR]